Superman II is still a lot of fun, even with Richard Lester doing is damndest to fuck it all up. I remember the TV version as a kid had fucking General Zod mowing down people with an M-16 in the White House with a huge-ass grin:

Like a glove!

What quarter will the following happen: A Patriots fan streaks the field followed by an equally naked Eagles fan. The Patriots fan is murdered at the 50 yard line and the Eagles fan drinks a pint of blood before being tackled by James Harrison.

Nice to see that Aquilina immediately acquitted Raisman of murder.

So in some cases HOAs are good. Just elect neighbors you know are normal to the board.

I didn’t even hear about “Time’s Up” until today.

A friend of mine was truly relishing the idea that she was cloned from Luke’s dismembered hand.

Yeah no mention of Dorff in Blade one of the very first and best Marvel movies even before X-Men????

Wonka still couldn’t get the recipe correct.

“The planet, mostly.”

I just can’t wait for the shit show when the Obamas are invited to the wedding and Trump isn’t.

Or fucking JuJu running out of the endzone instead of taking a knee and saving ~5 seconds.

Can we just get rid of replay once and for all? It slows down an already excruciatingly long game and officials sometimes still can’t even get the call correct on review. 

“Play with her arse!”

To be fair, I would be getting drunk about the release of Cars 2 as well.

“My name... is... not... Buddy!”

Exactly

I hope JW3 is just John Wick hanging out with his bloodlusting butler, Peter Serafinowicz