Ferrari (thanks to a $68M payment because they’re a ‘heritage team’)

Musk realized he could jack himself off to orgasm 30% faster than Heard, so she was no longer necessary.

It’s a joke. It has to be a joke. He hasn’t even mentioned anything about ovulation. Or unprotected stranger sex. Or why the cat is involved.

Nissan did the same thing and found Jann Mardenborough back in 2011 who also raced at 24 Hour of LeMans this year or last year.

Here’s a map of a Walmart. Find the sporting goods section.

Clint Mansel and the Kronos Quartet are great at this as well and have done many of Aronofsky’s films. I’m glad Aronofsky’s returning to his psycho-thriller roots after whatever Noah was.

Are they seriously at Hartwood Acres in Pittsburgh? (I can tell just by the youtube title image) Christ, I can’t believe they allowed TLC on to the premises.

I am reminded of this:

“I will not concede! I’d say distractions in the form of shorts are the last thing I need at work, especially Trevor’s pair with the tiny anchors on it.”

Seriously. CFB and NFL coaches act like game planning for the Browns is more difficult than Operation Overlord.

Piracy is much more lucrative than revenge.

A wet stone could out act Hiddlestone.

Blanchett was terrifying in Hanna. I cannot wait to see her as Hela to add some Marvel hamminess and sass as well.

If John McCain has brain cancer, then what will the rest of the GOP be diagnosed with?

(the lone exception was Wilko Johnson as Ilyn Payne)

“a suburb of Pittsburgh”

It’s just a shame that Mayweather can’t read it.

There goes my evening.

Junior: “Look, Dad! I’m Putin on the Ritz.”