My coworker said that’s racist.

Russell Crowe’s musical selections:

When Trump pulls the trigger on the gun in his mouth when his tiny dick can’t get hard.

Please, he just kills them in his apartment with a rat and disposes of them in a garment bag.

adblock it.

Tiffany is obviously Trump’s Nebula.

No. We should let them be and wait for the day they all are found dead in their beds wearing red power ties. Committing suicide by asphyxiating on orange bronzer fumes.

I sometimes wonder if this guy had stuck the landing: would it count and how would it be scored?

I didn’t know Trump drove a Pontiac.

It’s probably in Billy Bush’s personal archives and he watches it weekly to distract himself from the fact that his face looks like a stretched asshole.

The only positive outcome to any of this is that Kim K would fake her death and reveal herself to be Andy Kaufmann.

(It is worth noting here that at the hearing the woman “was quite upset in recounting the events, obviously found it very difficult and seemed regretful about the whole thing,” and said it was a “one-time situation.” She said she took cocaine twice before meeting Barber, and “consumed a 26-ounce bottle of vodka that…

Do their kit cars some with kit cocaine?

I would think if I had guests at my house and two of them jumped another one in my dining room and it all ended with a guy in the hospital, I would drop a line to see if they are okay.

“He didn’t turn white when I ordered him to!”

Yeah, and every christmas the house used in the movie on the west side is like the Clevelander’s Mecca. Each year they pilgrimage to stare at the Leg Lamp.

I’ll never understand why Kate has to ever curtsey to that chav Beatrice.

The 2016 remake of A Christmas Story

That was my plan for the F1 race but never bought tickets. This would have been much, much better. Better looking cars to photograph!