Because it started as Twilight fan fiction.

I hope you don’t it’s awful.

That sounds like Coffee House Suicide music at its finest!

And Rob Riggle... wow he bombed so badly, I wondered how anyone, including Coulter, would do worse.

I’m kinda hoping he gets some Titleist Nine action.

Brokedown Palace 2: Capsized Steerage

Some stations were facebook living the stand off. Chris Brown has a bounce house or a hot air ballon next to his house.

And mother fucking Raul Julia chewing scenery

That’s the herpes.

Hey I said first thought, not only thought. And agreed on Prout.

I hate to say my first thought was, “Does everyone involved in this fucked up tragic story have a fucking pretentious name?”

Also because he’s white.

The Star Spangled Banner is also a racist rant poem against black people because Francis Scott Key was a racist fucking douchebag.

Killdozer! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_He…

Marvin Lewis is General Casey from Mars Attacks.

6. Keep daughter away from Josh

We did. It was that Ridley Scott movie with Christian Bale and fake Yul Brenner.

Oh my God. Can you imagine Matt Lauer or Brian Williams or Anderson Cooper or Tucker Carlson taking one for the team?

I heard McKellan said no primarily because he would have to officiate the wedding on another stage alone surrounded by green screens and a tiny altar.