But we’ll be total dicks to you and yank you off of a plane because we’re butthurt.

No.

The big question is: Will the Uber car automatically slow down for the tunnels because it is scared?

Lochte and Co didn’t even file a police report or anything did they? I mean why would they. They know how our police act, why trust Rio’s?

Doesn’t Kenya still have a female circumcision problem?

I don’t know. Tosh is the ebaum’s world of TV. I wish on him the fate of Nicky Santoro.

The death knell for Wilmore was a few months ago when Comedy Central stopped airing replays in the ~6-7pm block the next day (same for TDS). Now it’s all Futurama, South Park and that fucktard Tosh.0

That will eventually find its way to an ER. Inside someone’s ass.

Hillary has my vote purely based on healthcare at the moment. I know she’s most likely not going to muck with ACA or enable congress to fuck with it should they keep their GOP majority (which I really hope they don’t).

What the fuck is that in the header image? I’ve never seen its equal.

Too late as well. China has already sent the mobile execution van for Yanhan to save face.

The diving pool turned green with jealousy because Ledecky wouldn’t be swimming in it. Algae bloom... pfft.

I get what you’re saying and it’s not a controversial position at all. But when was the last time you saw and athlete call out a doper on live international television?

Goddamn that is a glorious article.

It’s actually meant to be 1777's “A-Hunting We Will Go”. Not that stupid cover from 1930s ‘murica.

I’m surprised no one is talking about the false start Lilly King got away with in the final race last night

And Rowdy Gaines when from 6 to midnight and hasn’t been able to shut up since.

I am probably in the minority on this, but this show should never air on TV. These types of dinner parties should be the thing of legend that us mere mortals are not privy to bear witness.

Shut the fuck up.