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Vladimir "Polonium 210" Putin
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Somehow, Bernie will make money on the deal and come out ahead.

What I don’t get though is, the girl saw the father slip a pill in her drink, but she drank it anyway??

The DNC is her precious. I swear the woman is about to turn into Gollum at any second.

Shephard Fairey’s art falls on the transformative side of things.

Steve King hasn’t given the command for lynchings to officially happen, yet.

Yes, but then Suge Knight shows up and forces Van Winkle to sign over the deed.

You know, I just think sometimes there are things - even with a beloved S.O. - that you just stay the fuck out of because you will never recover from the trauma.

This is how Swift greeted Tom Hiddleston for their first date.

I’m downright surprised they weren’t sitting around a massive table like in Conspiracy.

I only know about him because of Heavy.com’s “Behind the Music That Sucks”. They had Aaron Carter sitting on a toilet for the cover of “My Party”.

Mike Pence looks at Trump with the same doe-eyed abuse victim look that Michelle Duggar gives Jim-Bob.

The NHL is more concerned about Russia’s elaborate plans to steal the Stanley Cup.

Kris Jenner was also listening in her secret control room.

Why is he fisting a Star of David?

I just thank god Jake is not played by that little shit from Iron Man 3 and Jurassic World.

From this particular angle? Gold Hammer Pants converted into a makeshift cape.