I wouldn’t be surprised if Pence has plans hidden away in a filing cabinet to bomb a Planned Parenthood.

Because Muslims are incapable of lying.

The Raptor, Limo, Hummer, Ghurka, etc. have been long banned from online play (except in private lobbies, where they are awesome). This new truck most likely is as well.

Its back should be turned to another statue... a statue of Sandusky covered in bubbles in the shower.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…

One of the secrets of OT5 is that sexual harassment is easily audited away.

They have a bad attitude. That’s all I need to put me in a good mood.

In the context of Thor 3 being in production, this will make sense next year. I promise.

Lauda is covering up the fact that the reason Hamilton trashed his room is because he received a “Dear John” from Beiber which simply said, “We’ll always have Monaco!”

I bet it’s Solo and he goes around beating up the other kids.

Break out the deck. I really can’t stand the Raimi Spider-man movies at all mostly because of Maguire. I never remembered Peter Parker / Spider-man being such a huge sad sack of shit.

This doesn’t explain why older people spontaneously wake in the pre- dawn hours, when (in a city at least) it’s darkest and quietest.

Disney probably has a James Earl Jones autotune program. Just like South Park does some of their voices now.

I’m really surprised the Sochi olympics didn’t start out with Putin riding a bear and killing a snow leopard.

The story behind the spider is one to behold (google Kevin Smith and Jonathan Peters)

But you’re still vaping. And you look like a shitlord.

But that would require them to do more than the bare minimum.

Brock’s dad now rues the day he raped Brock’s mother.

We would have a new national holiday.