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My brother passed two weeks ago after 18 months of brain cancer.  I don’t know whether it would have been better or worse if it had happened suddenly.  On one hand, I got to say goodbye.  But on the other hand, I had to watch his decline.  Either way, I feel empty inside.  Like the sun set and will never come back

One afternoon, I was petting my cat and found a small lump on her jaw. I knew right then it was game over. I took her to the vet and he was unimpressed with it, confirming my gut feeling. We tried a few things just to cover the bases, but she went from fine to dead in three weeks, and I cried every. single. day.

I have a story of what not to do with puke on (not in) a car. Back in college I was at a party and consumed a large amount of gin and Burger King onion rings. It was a bitterly cold February night, and my sober friend drove me home in his Pontiac Grand Prix. We were traveling down a major road going ~55 MPH. I must

Good lord, I must be old because a week ago I didn’t know who half of these people were, but now I want them all launched into the sun.

The tone of this entire article is disgusting.

Do you really see that identification as such a conscious choice, though? It’s not like she was passing for white. She was just existing. And yes, as she herself says, she got certain privileges out of being light-skinned (not to mention gorgeous), but I feel you’re assigning or implying a certain level of

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I live in a trailer. I have an associates degree in nursing. I have 3 grown children. Two of them have bachelor’s degrees from reputable colleges, and my third child is considering going back to school.

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I see your Hootie and raise you Dan Cortese:

So effective that I instantly remembered all the words to the song by just seeing the frame. Top tier ad game right there

Best Fishes to ya!

Hard to resist a man with a banjo and arrow through his head!

I am original owner and it is from 1977.

I’ll have the Larry David.

To all the Depp stans out there, just because a court found her guilty doesn’t mean she’s guilty.

I’m still not sure it makes up for their Napster years, but good to see the band having fun with this.

I got spanked and still rejected conservatism. Corporal punishment is child abuse. No ifs, ands or buts.

You’re welcome, Deborahh. It’s a little maddening that the police report is right the fuck there but here we are.

Thank you for doing the actual reporting that should have been in the article. 

Thanks. Snack bar attendant makes more sense. My husband is from rural Alabama and swears his friend was allowed to tend bar at 17 because it was his parent’s business and he only opened beer bottles. Sounds suspect to me though.