Sadly none of this is surprising except you can be a bartender at age 17 in some states?? 

Who stopped obsessing about hand washing??? Not this guy.

It’s not going to be that easy.

Try Cooper Sharp American - it’s REAL cheese, and really f’n good...

Can we please get closed captioning on this, and all other videos on Jezebel? Like, as a policy? It's an accessibility issue and I'm tired of asking.

Oh hell yes for Cooper Sharp! Put it on 2 slices in an "x"! I actually found and bought some orange Cooper, all I'd ever seen before was the white.

I’m nuts about cheese. And cheeseburgers are my favorite food. The rest of this, just assume “For me....”

Ok, some clarification may be in order here regarding the context.

First of all, the only thing Biden can promise is a nomination. He can’t promise any votes from the Democratic caucus, and he can’t promise that no Democratic Senator won’t filibuster the nomination (and under existing rules any Democratic Senator can…

President Biden is set to nominate anti-abortion Republican lawyer Chad Meredith to a lifetime federal judgeship in Kentucky, reportedly in exchange for Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R) “agreeing not to hold up future federal nominations by the Biden White House.”

Fuck Steve with a spicy cactus!!!!

It’s very weird to see Jezebel rewrite it’s attitude to the 2016 elections. Most of the writers have left now, but this site was decidedly anti Hillary Clinton.

Fuck...

Don’t have kids... Because they’ll stand there with the GD door open, even though you’ve asked them 1500 times to close the door, because.... Now there are 7 flies inside the freaking house...

I’m rewatching Malcolm in the Middle right now - I’m with sarahmas, I don’t think the show gets nearly enough credit for how good it is - and while Jane Kaczmarek is absolutely fantastic in her own right, Cranston is just soooo good as Hal. There’s a whole *person* there.

That is one of the best shows of this century and I will die on this hill. It serves on so many levels. My 10yo likes it as much as my husband and I do.

He’s pretty incredible on Malcolm in the Middle too. It’s a fully unique character on TV, his skills don’t match up with just being a funny sitcom actor.

“His talent by now just seems self-evident.”

Yeah what is this with calling adults by their first name?

holy crap, you are alive?

These are hard to find.