I am so incredibly thankful that Bartman can finally go outside again.

Bryant’s smile as that final ground ball rolled to him was priceless.

Why am I tearing up? I don’t even like baseball?! Good God this game man, this fucking game.. Congrats Chicago

Theo Epstein said he’d turn the franchise around in 5 years, and in 5 years he’s got them winning the World Series. And he just put himself into the Hall of Fame.

EVERYONE GRAB TWO OF EACH ANIMAL AND RUN FOR THE HILLS, THE END IS NIGH, ARMAGEDDON HAS COME, JUDGMENT DAY IS UPON US, THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE.

Hello, I am actually a sophomore at McClain high school and a member of the marching band. I would just Like to say that no one but the cheerleaders and the principle has any say over what goes on that banner. The band themselves did not even see it until they brought it onto the field. And as soon as we saw it, I…

Southeastern Ohioan born, live in Columbus now, and you can annex Cincy and its stupid poison chili into its own country.

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

Yo, real talk, I gotta give a shout outs to Seth Meyers, too. His “Closer Look” series is absolutely amazing. Check them out on YouTube - you’ll get such catharsis...

Hi my fellow Jezzies, I just wanted to take this moment to talk about something that has been bothering me in the comments. A lot of people here have speculated as to whether Trump has dementia due to his repugnant comments. My dad has dementia, he was diagnosed about four years ago. He never has, nor would he ever…

I’m a teacher in Ohio, so I’ve been attacked more by Kasich than most others in my state. I absolutely loathe him as a person and as a governor. But, I do respect that he never endorsed Trump. That’s the only bit of silver lining I can find in his cloud.

Too bad John Kasich is human garbage himself.

Kasich is a POS, too, though

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

“When he opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!” And out came another man, with a bowl of red Skittles. And he took from the land the peace and blamed the refugee babes in their cradles. And lo, his name was Don Jr.

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

If it was up to me Kimbrel wouldn’t even be on the postseason roster. In any tight spot I’d rather they go to Koji. Kimbel can’t throw strikes. Plus I hate his sutpid beard and contrived pitching pose.

Are they playing the Yankees or Nazi Germany? Then no.