Not sure I get the mocking tone here. It seems like a reasonable tweet!

I don’t like this anymore. I thought the article, due to its light-heartedness, was a joke where we would learn the punchline shortly.

im hungarian, i wanna put that chicken in paprikash. :P

in a related story, when she says “its delicious” at the end, im pretty sure she can write that off on her taxes as a charitable donation.

Univision cutbacks?? 

You clicking is the meaning.

I’m bringing your uninformed ass out of the greys because you need to be corrected.

So they’re not actually in your backyard? Or eating your food?

Assuming you aren’t a sockpuppet, you should consider moving. There are many lily-white communities in the far north that are welcoming to people like you. You probably already have some of the requisite tattoos.

I thought maybe she is just trying to get out from under her sister’s shadow....

My MIL likes to get drunk and cry about how she “guesses it’s ok” if she only gets one grandchild despite the fact that the one was born almost seven weeks early and I almost died. 

I definitely never want children, and it’s a weird sore spot of contention for other people. I don’t think children are terrible or a waste of space or whatever: I just don’t enjoy them, have no desire to be a parent, and therefore don’t see why I should “just have one; it’s different when it’s yours!”. Because...…

And they ARGUE with you when you answer honestly, “No, we’re just having the one.” I’m not deciding this via committee, and you don’t get a fucking vote.

I’m 42 and married, and people still ask me about this shit. I’m like, yeah, i’m 42, probably too late, and I don’t really want kids, but fuck you very much anyway. 

When you’re single: But when are you gonna find someone?

You would not believe how many people don’t give a single fuck about your pregnancy/labor PTSD and pressure you to have more kids.

New Englander here, and I came here to post this. When it comes to seltzer there is Polar, and then there is "why bother." Polar triple berry is the best!

New Englander here, and I came here to post this. When it comes to seltzer there is Polar, and then there is "why…

This is the only answer.

This is the only answer.

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Then why wasn’t there backup? Why did he take her somewhere secluded and park against the side of a building so she could open the passenger side door?