Polly Jenna Stone
polllyjennnastoone
12/10/18
2:52 PM
4

I don’t like this anymore. I thought the article, due to its light-heartedness, was a joke where we would learn the punchline shortly. Read more

12/9/18
1:19 PM
159

im hungarian, i wanna put that chicken in paprikash. :P

in a related story, when she says “its delicious” at the end, im pretty sure she can write that off on her taxes as a charitable donation.

12/7/18
3:55 PM
9

The only time Ive ever done this I was a wreck. How she does this so calmly is terrifying. Obviously a sociopathic serial killer. 

12/7/18
2:00 PM
82

Yep, this absolutely is not news to me because I read the instructions before pouring things into my head. Crazy, I know.

12/7/18
1:39 PM
199

Yeah - you’re only supposed to use distilled water, and at least NeilMed (which is available in most stores) makes this very clear in their instructions. Always. Read. The. Instructions. Especially when you’re putting shit inside your body.

11/25/18
8:52 PM
22

Assuming you aren’t a sockpuppet, you should consider moving. There are many lily-white communities in the far north that are welcoming to people like you. You probably already have some of the requisite tattoos.

11/24/18
2:07 PM
179

I thought maybe she is just trying to get out from under her sister’s shadow....

10/29/18
5:28 PM
3

My MIL likes to get drunk and cry about how she “guesses it’s ok” if she only gets one grandchild despite the fact that the one was born almost seven weeks early and I almost died. 

10/29/18
1:43 PM
8

I definitely never want children, and it’s a weird sore spot of contention for other people. I don’t think children are terrible or a waste of space or whatever: I just don’t enjoy them, have no desire to be a parent, and therefore don’t see why I should “just have one; it’s different when it’s yours!”. Because... Read more

10/29/18
1:30 PM
4

And they ARGUE with you when you answer honestly, “No, we’re just having the one.” I’m not deciding this via committee, and you don’t get a fucking vote.

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10/29/18
12:31 PM
14

I’m 42 and married, and people still ask me about this shit. I’m like, yeah, i’m 42, probably too late, and I don’t really want kids, but fuck you very much anyway. 

10/29/18
10:29 AM
202

You would not believe how many people don’t give a single fuck about your pregnancy/labor PTSD and pressure you to have more kids. Read more

10/1/18
8:14 PM
4

This is the only answer.

This is the only answer.