I have an original, unopened copy of the game on my shelf that I haven't touched because of my memories of its reviews at the time it released (not great), but this battle theme just inspired me to give it a shot.

Back in the day, I modded my PSP to use the Blades theme instead of the XMB. Those were good days

I think the thing that makes Peter Dinklage's portrayal of Tyrion so compelling is his uniquely powerful presence. He obviously doesn’t look or act like anyone else, but his voice is either hammy or ho-hum depending on the physical context (Days of the Future Past) or lack thereof (Destiny). In GoT he luckily gets to…

A game not made by Nintendo.

I'm not sure how you got the notion that Fahey said "adding Robin = ESRB bump," because while that is indeed a stupid line of thought, you are probably the only one who made that connection.

And so the Super Mario 64 community has gained another white whale after the acquisition of the so-called Impossible Coin. Right now, the chances of anyone ever killing the Mystery Goomba seem slim—but hey, the Impossible Coin wasn't supposed to be attainable, either. Perhaps someday, the Mystery Goomba will be killed.

Fans of the original 2009 game will recognize a lot in the above videos. There's the same fast-paced combo-based combat that made Bayonetta satisfying in that visceral God of War-type way. And despite her new, shorter 'do, the eponymous star is still rocking the same salacious leather outfit and hair-based attacks…

Better yet, they revert to the Hero Quest label from the original game.

I have no words for those who associate with the Dolphin Illuminati, regardless of how dapper you are.

Finally, that's one thing in my life I've done right. Henceforth forth I shall dub you "Vindicator," and totally not in a Todd MacFarlane's Spawn kind of way.

Like the gaze of an old southeast asian whore.

When you said "childhood ruin" I thought to myself "but... that was like yesterday..." Then I realized that SM64 is now old enough to smoke, I had my first cigarettes around the time the n64 came out, and somehow 18 years of my life kinda just went up in... smoke? Somehow I feel this is not an appropriate application…

Damnit Matthew, why'd you have to be the last thing we saw before reality unraveled before us all?

Rest assured: someone got the joke.

I don't think "terrified" is an appropriate word to use with Daigo almost ever, unless describing his opponents in regard to him. KaMai is right: this was a calculated bait and counter. Daigo was certainly frustrated, but he knew all the options available at that moment and knew with near certainty that Justin would…

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Some damn fine writing there, Yannick.

Famous last words.

I was going to argue with you, but after reading this line I realize I have no quarrel with you.

And your movie would suck.