Good thing that's the point.

It's because they're racists. They don't consider EODs to be real people. Those bastards.

Bastion was definitely a decent "game," but if it were merely a game, I don't think anyone would have noticed or cared. I agree that we played it for the art; the game simply had so much character and soul. Here's to hoping Transistor meets the lofty expectations its predecessor set, and for the 360 to get a piece of…

Every time I tell people to play Botanicula, they make the same joke: "Sounds like Bunnicula." And I shake my head and wish that this lovely game had a different name.

Also Greg Kasavin's writing and Jen Zee's art. Heh, funny how "gameplay" doesn't seem to be a part of this equation... not yet anyway.

You have my attention.

I'm preparing myself for the soon-to-be-widespread usage of "FemChief."

You're killing me.

WHERE YOU AT

Now THAT'S how you have a conversation.

Man, of all the things I'm excited for in this game, Logan Cunningham's voice work is high up on the list.

Well this is going to be an excellent use of company time.

SCIENCE!

It is ridiculous. It used to be better before, but I think DICE was aware of our shenanigans and nerfed the crap out of its damage. Still, when your squad has three or more EOD bots running amok in rapid, kamikaze succession, you see enemy lines get pushed back pretty fast.

I often have my entire squad run EOD bots, which is usually followed by members of the other team finding new games to play.

Oh yeah well mine sounds like this:

Ever since I saw your name, I keep hearing in my head "bbrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm... BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

I think this is the longest article I've seen you write so far, Steve. And its title is tantamount to saying "hey look guys, I found a unicorn. Seriously!" God DICE... please bring us that unicorn...

Another fix they made was to reduce the amount the screen shakes when explosions are going off near you, which can really affect gameplay on some maps like Operation Locker, where your entire game is spent in enclosed spaces with grenades going off. You can see the difference in this video:

You're probably right. Leaderboards revealing my KD to friends gave me lots of material to rage about. I was never really angry when I won or lost back then because you were judged round by round, not by your permanent record. But with CoD4 and ranked Street Fighter matches, games became increasingly stressful as I…