Wow. That's gonna put a dent in my afternoon productivity.

It's okay, the Mako redeems everything.

That's a good disclaimer for every word that comes out of my mouth.

That is a lie and a trap and a... okay my butt hurts, okay? IT HURTS. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?

Nope. Veggie.

In the United States, tomatoes are legally vegetables. So regardless of what science or cooks say, the courts say "veggies." Because taxes.

In the US, it's also a legal term, since fruits and veggies get taxed differently, and the courts agree: Tomatoes are veggies.

I was literally scrolling through the entire thread expecting a ton of references to Bubblegum Crisis... and all I found was you.

That article was about a random analyst making an assumption about something that may or may not happen. As for what's actually happening, you might want to look at this instead.

Just grab some popcorn and watch it all burn, my friend. It'll only get worse.

The weird thing is that I was laughing more at my anticipation of how it would sound, and continued laughing at the premise, but after hearing it all the way through... wasn't as funny as either of my assumptions.

Thus: Deep.

Sneezies for the Wii

Of course, this doesn't mean the games will be dead. The singleplayer component of most of these will still work just fine. And as for multiplayer stuff, where there's demand, fans usually take up the slack and host servers once official ones die off. For the big ones, like the Battlefield titles, EA is even…

Cubone pines for the mother it will never see again. Seeing a likeness of its mother in the full moon, it cries. The stains on the skull the Pokémon wears are made by the tears it sheds.

Ah damnit. The book comes out tomorrow. What a tease.

"Always and never," his translator answered.

Here's VizionEck founder Michael Armbrust on the cube, named Ranger:

Yeah, it was definitely more a matter of my patience than the control system itself. I was still fresh off Guild Wars II, so having to learn a new way to control the interface seemed like a waste of time, but ultimately it was all an excuse to hop on the PC for the prettier graphics. On the PS4, I'll probably put more…