It's amazing how profound Second Son can be when you put it under a magnifier. As I played through the game, I was initially wowed, then slowly bored, then kinda just went "eh" through the rest of the game, as did many critics who complained that the game lacked soul or substance. Then folks started taking these…

Whatever it takes to reinforce dominance.

Yeah, my bitch sniffs my dick whenever I hang out with other bitches. But she's still happy to see me when I come home from work and give her treats.

Don't worry, Walter White will set'er straight.

Hey guys, who took my glasses? I can't see anyt- *falls off cliff*

Yeah I figured. It's all just "Coming in 2014!"

Hootie and the Blowfish route:

*nods* *sighs* *cries*

I meant it I more along the lines of "he's not worth taking seriously."

Some of us have a mental filter for offensive inanity. You and I aren't so lucky.

Today at an indie-focused press event outside of San Francisco, Sony revealed a bunch of new indie games that'll be coming to PS4 and other PlayStation systems. The current list: Axiom Verge will be coming to PS4 and Vita, with PS4 versions coming for Escape Goat 2, Ironclad Tactics, Apotheon, the well-liked fencing…

At first, I was like "why would I want to play all these low-def indies on my shiny new PS4? Then I got a Vita, and tried Remote Play. Then it all came together.

Despite the fact that I am indeed naught but a wandering corpse in search of a soul, I smiled at "would punch butt again," and what you're saying gives me hope.

It terrifies me that people are taking Crowstorm seriously.

I are PC gamer, I is mad, rawr rawr rawr. Happy?

My sister is my mom's girlfriend. God save me.

Then you should take a nap.

Well I have Dark Souls 2. And that's a good thing.

Well I guess you don't really need a girlfriend.

My balls owe your uncle a great debt.