I was pretty dismissive of Angry Birds for a long time, too. Then I found out that it was the only series me, my sister, my brother-in-law and my nephew could equally enjoy, especially with the Star Wars iterations... and now I'm painfully hooked. MELT CARBONITE. MELT.

Child of Light, out this week for home consoles and PC, comes to us from director Patrick Plourde and writer Jeffrey Yohalem, the duo behind Ubisoft's blockbuster 2012 action game Far Cry 3. Child of Light is about as far from Far Cry 3 as one could reasonably get, and in fact often feels like a self-conscious…

Do you want the long answer, short answer, or respectful silence?

You'll donate it to "Jason's Free Coffee for a Week" fund.

If by "next Fallout" you mean Half-Life 3...

WiiU will give one player the ability to see special poop on a separate screen.

Yes. Could I have dramatically increased the framerate and graphic fidelity on the PS3? No.

Yeah, if you start on PC there's literally no reason to go to the PS3 unless you REAAAALLY wanted the controller, and even then you could just plug a 360 controller into your PC and have a ball. PC to PS4 on the other hand...

I can't wait for all the new and glorious methods Sony will provide to help proliferate my homemade porn.

According to Wikipedia, it was available for licensees in 2012, but the Initial and Stable releases were just this month.

That's actually really reassuring. Any time someone says "touchpad control," I think of AC IV and immediately get turned off. Now I can't wait to try it.

*looks down* "Oh... hey there buddy... yeah... it's been a rough day... with the whole mom dying, me losing my job and... what? You want me to what? I'm not in the mood bro. Like seriously. I just... I... oh fine whatever." *fap*

It's definitely an issue of patience for me. I'm sure it would work great with practice. I'll put in the time and see how it goes.

That touchpad has always seemed too twitchy for me in other games, but I'll definitely give it a shot here. Honestly, what I'd REALLY like (and I might be alone on this) is the ability to use the DS4's motion controls to point a cursor around, kind of like with the R3 functionality for the onscreen keyboard, or the…

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

I got a copy of the PS3 version of FFIV for free, and that controller setup gave me enough of a headache to outright buy the PC version, just to enjoy the freedom of a conventional keyboard/mouse control scheme (and much, much better graphics). I've downloaded the free update for the PS4 version and I might give it a…

And of course the commie comes along to heckle. PAPERS SIR. Yee haw *pew pew pew*

Holy

Kohler attributes this reaction to a "Law of Conservation of Myths,"—now that one myth has been proven true, another myth replaced it. Makes sense to me!

"I see you when you masturbate. It is amusing."