Oh that's great! Congratula... hey... wait... give her back!

That's right, the capital of Arizona travels the world, kicking ass and then shooting it, never minding the oppressive heat. I can dig it.

Well then sir your career in the unknowable aether will either be short or painful. That's why I always carry around some Pepcid MP.

Morpheus beckons.

Just checkin in to make sure your marriage is still okay Steve.

This one alone has inspired me to play this game, like right now.

Methinks we have a little Twilight Drake in all of us.

Only Jamie Foxx could pull off the "Male Asari" look.

But I think the irony you're suggesting is actually en vogue now.

You're not weird. That's how I prefix all my chronologically relevant files and folders.

I feel ya, but I'd prefer to be questionable than to identify myself on a public message board that many (if not most) of the folks in my company definitely frequent. I've already got a big mouth as it is.

Ah that is good to hear. It's just a natural fit.

This game is begging for some Rift/Morpheus love.

I had to find out the hard way and now I have teethmarks on my TV.

Wrong, it's a diseased cow. Enjoy your sashimi.

Most people apologize for getting in my way, so I make a point of plowing through crowds in order to elicit an entertaining cacophony of "oh Pardon me!" "Totally my fault!" or "I need to cut the liquor!"

When it came to allocating rendering power, it came down to "Delsin's beanie" or "Slice of pizza." Sadly, they chose the beanie.

Well done sir.

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