The GAEMS G155 Sentry Personal Gaming Environment doesn't get a whole lot of attention, but it's an essential piece of equipment in many a gamer's life, from college students to military personnel. You strap your Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 into the protective case, which sports its own screen and speakers, find a wall…

Uncle Billy once said that. We were never able to get all of that last cartridge out of his colon, though...

I should have mentioned that they were unwilling to play on the PS3. The reason why they'll play now is because it'll look decent on the PS4, and they all have PS4s.

Oh I know that; I took my characters from PS3 to PC without a hitch. It's just that my buddies weren't willing to play it until it was on a decent format. PS3 wouldn't cut it, and they didn't have PCs, but they all have PS4s now. It works out.

I'm in a slightly different boat. The PS3 version I got for free, and I played it and went blind within two days. I immediately bought the PC version and basked in its glory, but I'm one of those poor bastards who doesn't have many PC gamer friends, so it was a lonely experience. Most of my buddies have PS4s now,…

Yes, Patricia is writing for a universal audience, but what she's writing about is her personal experience. In the title, when she says "the stuff we get," the "we" in question are herself and her peers in the west. She can't speak for you in the Netherlands, or Mbemba in Zimbabwe, or Trung in Vietnam. And there's…

Where will Woody show up next?

Sorry man, Yannick is over there.

Fairly certain Patricia is American though, and he was talking to her, not to you.

And the mind runs wild with ways to enjoy this under the influence.

In every menu, there shall be one option called "Quit." Upon selecting that option, the player shalt be given one (1) pop-up menu that lets them either quit to the desktop (or dashboard) or to the main menu. Thou shalt not, under any circumstances, force players to first quit to the main menu, then quit again to the…

They do not die, because you cannot kill fear.

I am so eager to be ashamed of my words & deeds, but I have such a backlog already...

Depends on the cow's tolerance to salvia, honestly. In this case, this cow's been around the block.

I was TOTALLY going to go through my post history and repost that. Stupid office and its stupid work distracting me.

Almost. The droning aspect is just right, except I was slightly higher pitched and more nasal, like an cow on a salvia trip.

So did each of your family members come by and post this message?

I think it'd be more like "blub blub blub is ready."

I had to moan weakly until a coworker in a nearby cube heard me and gave me a shove in order to break the hypnosis induced by this gif. Good god.

I just see... thousands of demonic ants... crawling into all his facial orifices...