AGH. MY SOUL. JUST TAKE IT.

I'm sure that's what all the ladies and some of the men say.

I loved the part where it goes "WAAAARANK." 10/10 would listen again.

Yeah, the aggressive "new" face for Lara just didn't match with her "scared and desperate" character. Then again, her "scared and desperate" story character didn't match with her "mow down hordes of burly armed men" in-game character.

Dat look on Suave's face.

Less like a suit, more like a glossy coat of paint.

"It's okay everyone, the blender got 'im, ya'll can all come out now."

Bro.

It will be a day. A brisk one. In a place notorious for warm climates and relentless evil.

America cares.

The guys on my team had a little debate about this last week and kept referring to Dark Sector. Also, Mutalisk's Glaive Wurms seem to be another cause for confusion.

.... no.

It's killing me because the song is totally stuck in my head, and Touhou always does this to me. I've never played a single game. I know very little of the lore. But every time I graze some part of that universe, it sticks to me like no other.

Definitely looks familiar, but it's very well packaged and tells a better story than R*'s official trailer, imho.

This trailer successfully streamlines the inherently clusterfuckish story (and Michael's character) into something meaningfully coherent. Bravo.

That's deep.

I think that photo is common property for all our identities.

It's fucking terrible. It's especially terrible that you're only sometimes poptarts and not itsumo poptarts, damnit.