And a Monkfish is something a Demon Hunter would hunt.

Gotcha. Recognized a bunch of Touhou characters in there. Once Flandre showed up it clicked in my head, haha

As an additional bonus, here's a crazy music video on an oscilloscope:

Don't worry Steve. We all know what you really mean by "tripping."

If it exists, it'll get recreated in Minecraft—and Titanfall is no exception.

My best friend is named Ephraim, and I sent him this paragraph so that I can give him credit for it and thereby have license to call him a moron repeatedly. Thanks!

Building a computer is like birthing a child, really. It can be an ugly process with the potential for numerous complications and likely to cost more than you anticipated... but the payoff is so beautiful, and so worth it.

Indeed. When I think of courtship and fancy, I immediately envision a superbly tentacled Eldritch abomination of a dick monster. In a chariot. A golden, bladed chariot. With struts.

LOL that's a good one. Now back to serious news... exploding penguins! Yes, EA promises that the next patch will include hidden penguins strapped with slams! Enjoy your gaem!

Or maybe YOU is the Megalodon.

Be sure to turn your sound down. Way down.

To me it feels like a slightly masochistic form of self-induced nostalgia. "What would Sleeping Dogs look like in 2003? Oh. Well that's unsettling."

The best looking games for the N64 were relatively obscure: Conker's Bad Fur Day and Indiana Jones - The Infernal Machine. I do have pretty sweet memories of Wave Race 64 though, and of course Super Mario 64. But yeah, I think we could only handle so many repetitive, blurry textures...

Vita TV fell off the radar a bit, but it's still swimming across the ocean. Stay tuned.

Don't forget Vita TV.

I emulate solely for undubs.

Totally honest: I keep a set of cheap, massive rimmed glasses around at all times, simply so that I can wear them and then chuck them when I "get serious."

They commit fashion suicide. Like, omg, I bet those glasses are all rims, amirite?

PlayStation 4 eye-popper Infamous: Second Son already gives players a bunch of in-game superpowers. Run up buildings, fly through the air, vanish in a puff of smoke… but what about the power to change the rotation of the earth??