The patch will also allow players to turn off the game's HUD (which, hooray!), the better to take screenshots, and to cap the framerate at 30fps, a la Killzone: Shadow Fall. I like the unlocked framerate, but I know a lot of you don't care for it, and options are always good.

... they always do.

Man, what a bummer. These aren't even funny—just kinda cruel. They're picking on the weakest kid in class. Maybe Nintendo should tweet something like "Hey guys, Battlefield 4 is working today. APRIL FOOLS."

If you put Goat Simulator in a ring against Goat Simulator, there can only be one winner: humanity.

No, their problem is that they're not embracing their bugs. The day they come out and say "yeah, we purposely kick you out of multiplayer games so that you can go out and do something with your life," mothers across the world will rally for the revolutionary design.

The moment you mentioned that, that weird jungle music immediately started playing in my head.

It's absolutely fucking horrible, you're a terrible human being. Now pull up a seat and lets get this party started.

1 Cup.

This actually proves something I've always known: if you can successfully market bugs as "features," it will sell more than anything you made on purpose. See: Street Fighter 2.

Easy for you to say, you're a goddamn potato.

Right? I live every day in woe, for my corporeal existence does not benefit from a hyper-extending bungie neck, or trampolines that travel through time to punch Newton in the dick.

I'm sorry. Goat Simulator has made BF4 obsolete.

You answered your own question.

I have learned his ways. Buy me a copy?

There's not enough marble in the world for me to craft the statue I want to make in your honor.

I recognize that baldness. It that Totilo!?

Come on. Don't tell me you can't appreciate the artistic paradox of having a chick as a boner.

Cheater! At least you're up in time for the Saturday morning cartoons.

My you're up early.