All I'm saying is that you mustard racers all WISH you had a sweet portable rear touch pad to... errrr... potentially do... cool things... with. Emphasis on "potentially."

You're not dead. You're just "awake."

Well if had just sold those grey ash seeds instead of donating them to that blind chick, you wouldn't be in this situation.

You have my sympbaaathy.

I'd be awfwoolly remiss if I didn't suggest more RAM.

The goat is insulted that you think it merely looks like a gimmick.

But can it run goat?

... you wouldn't happen to be waiting for a roommate, are you?

I'd give whatever it takes to port this to Vita. This game was made to be mobile and shared with friends.

Your name is resistant to any jokes I can imagine. Therefore I shall buy you nothing.

But your name implies you possess land and wealth.

$10 is not enough money for this. Please. Take more of my money.

But every now and then it lets out a pained peep, and when my friends ask about it I quickly change the subject...

I have this tendency to read everything I see online out loud, and now I've become aware of my love of horse porn. Thanks.

Or a giant middle finger.

...or you can just download the PC version of it from the developer's website. (We did!) That downloadable version was made in 48 hours for a game jam. It's just a proof of concept. The team making the game is essentially building a new version for the Xbox One. They expect it'll take them about a year or so. Keep an…

Add one more to that, since this article will be in the "Recommended by Stephen Totilo" column for a while.

It took way too long for me to find that asterisk, Stephen.

True. It can always do better. But the perception has definitely changed for the better.

I love how the perception of the Vita has shifted in the past few months. Before, the OP's comment would have been met mostly with agreement and a few loud voices of protest. Now it's unanimous protest. The Vita is legit.