This is probably the only XB1 game that I was genuinely intrigued by during the console announcement, and of course it got almost no press coverage aside from a peep out of Kotaku on occasion. Microsoft needs more of this.

Sometimes I feel like you manifest these gifs out of thin air with naught but a thought and some willpower.

In the video above, I play a bit of the indie roguelike Tower of Guns. It's got a tower, guns, and feels like somebody put Serious Sam and The Binding of Isaac in a blender and hit a big red button labeled "DOOM". It's a game that delivers exactly on what it promises.

PC does not forgive; it merely gets distracted.

No. We fucked like rabbits. Santorum everywhere.

Actually I work in retail marketing at a game company, so our chat is technically "work."

PC is any gen, at any given time, including the ones before you were born and after you die.

This morning, my buddy yelled across my cubicle about a "new Batman game coming out!" My only question was "is it cross-gen?" He smiled and said "next gen only." I smiled back.

Puzzlers have always been an easy way to lure casuals. They're simple, and they're gratifying. But sometimes they're too simple (Tetris) and the gratification has an element of randomness (Puyo Puyo).

There's nothing more casual than this.

I know that as "what the kids used to play."

I did not see you coming from underneath me as you dragon-punched my heart in the balls.

It used to be mutually beneficially, though. Consoles would sell by being "almost as good as the arcades" and arcades would have the distinction of being "clearly better than console." But you're right... after the sixth generation of consoles, arcades began to bleed out slowly, and by the seventh gen those arcade…

Any time you mix "Arnold Schwarzenegger" into any absurd statement, it creates a logical paradox where the statement becomes more absurd, thereby making complete sense.

"Even though no one important took Trump's suggestion seriously, which is both shocking and hard to believe, considering that this is the man who invented the Stranger (when you sit on your hand until it goes to sleep, then masturbate. Every time you do it, you technically owe Trump $10, but he was never able to find…

CANADA EXISTS!?

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I'd come help, but I forgot my password and lost the package with my serial number on it, so I can't login without expending way more effort than I am prepared to expend.

It's subtle but it's there. He probably saw it while running the game at a higher framerate (where it was extremely noticeable) and couldn't unsee it despite YouTube's lower framerate (where it's barely noticeable).