I need to break my sarcasm for a genuine moment of mourning for arcades. One love. *pours a 40*

Yeah, I thought the series all but disappeared in the early 2000s. But damn, it's one hellova series to bring back, and another rare glimmer of hope for the Vita. I wonder if it's cross-buy...

Bah. If you can't complete a spreadsheet with anything greater than a 386 Tandy and an EGA monitor, you'll never survive in the real world.

Punny Boobies.

I think he should wrote, directed, and starred in Castle Wolfenstein.

I am both intrigued and horrified by the notion.

And even if it were a real business card, I'd be loathe to throw it away or lose it, unlike actual business cards. Seems to satisfy the intended goals of business cards quite well.

Well played, sir.

As a live event, it can be mind-numbing. But as a compiled narrative, it is the most compelling thing of ever.

Maybe I should have added /sarcasm.

Stop it Bob, he's a better person than you. Better than all of us.

The stream creator explicitly stated that he wasn't taking ad revenue for this: "While I have the ability to run advertisements, I have made the decision to not show any during gameplay, I think it's frustrating enough without interruptions, I also don't want to give subscribers an unfair advantage." He also didn't…

Sigh... can't post this image for some reason... I feel like Clippy is undermining my attempts...

"I'm gonna cross-buy all over your face."

I took a look at this article drunk on a Friday night/Saturday morning, and proceeded to spend hours playing QWOP until I passed out. Thanks Leo.

That would be the same as playing TTP exclusively in Democracy mode; boring as shit and dead to creativity. The only reason those couple of good memes popped up is because the vast and chaotic masses literally threw everything against the wall to see what stuck, and popular opinion organically curated the best stuff.…

I can't wait to see how this is woven into the narrative.

Whew. It's a great piece, and you should really read the whole thing, particularly if you're an adult who grew up on games and isn't sure exactly how to fit them into your life. It's also a little depressing. Sanders concludes, in the end, that she can't have a normal, balanced life while also embracing her JRPG…

These blank responses absolutely kill me, a mystery made eternal, yet longed for evermore.