It was majestic. Like an orchestral performance that consisted of nothing but the timpani player bludgeoning the conductor.

*Googles Ærtifact* Boo. Now you're just messing with me.

That's a language artefact. Urr... artifact?

It's always amazing to see people take a game, turn it inside out and bend it to their whims. Mario is no different, particularly when it's beaten with the lowest score possible.

The only thing better than succeeding perfectly is failing gloriously.

Obviously this game needs moar desu.

Cuz under dat fleece is a .45, and I ain't talking bout my pistol, nawudimsayin?

The PS4 is currently still available for preorder in Japan on Amazon, so it's not necessary to go to such lengths to get one. Still, for a chance to do The Banderas? I might consider it.

We're all grateful for his sacrifice.

dat 486

Annnnnd Twitch DDoS's itself.

I'm totally in the same boat. I played Prototype prior to playing inFamous, and I just couldn't get into inFamous... it felt so limiting in the beginning and I couldn't stay with it for long. Prototype, however, dumps you into high-powered badassery right off the bat, and then abruptly takes it away, making you…

Those were good times, my friend. All is made better by the bliss of childhood.

I will credit the game for teaching me how to perform negative edges at an early age.

If I remember correctly, sometimes you didn't even have a jump.

If you put it that way... yeah.

It wasn't too bad for fighting game fans, though. The animation was good, the controls were responsive, the combat was somewhat unique at the time (the throwing system was definitely different and hasn't really been replicated since), and even the wacky dungeon crawler mode had a bit of charm. Plus, you got to fight…

I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. The side tasks were meh, but the abilities were tons of fun and gave me a great sense of power and freedom, especially if you wanted to get creative. I also loved that it was one of the few games for the 360 that had 7.1 audio, which actually worked very, very well.

Rise of the Robots

I think we killed the site. The book won't load...