It's as though Steve Marinconz is driving every car.

*raises hand* sorry.

Don't forget the ragequit + postgame message with racial slurs, accusations of counter-picking, and something something my mom. Then again, even if I lose, I seem to get those messages...

Wow, that sounds like the 60's all over again.

Don't worry, it just prompted me to master Shinken Shirahadori at an early age.

There's a town called Emeryville and a part of Oakland called Rockridge that serve as a DMZ and cultural buffer between Oakland and Berkeley, filled with extremely overpriced shops and restaurants that deter low-income populations and attract only the most obnoxious of yuppies. The few that slip through either side…

I was always that little brother. With an ex-Marine older brother who had PTSD. Good times.

For some reason I always have a two star crime rating in the Oakland stage, probably due to my skin color. Luckily, there are no police, anyway. They also mixed up some of the assets from the San Francisco stage, so now hipsters are randomly placed throughout town.

All you need now is a "????" and a "PROFIT."

You can experience the full battle system of Yakuza Ishin! from the different combat styles and all the various moves. Fighting in the dungeon increases your level as well as the level of your troops, unlocking new moves and increasing stats and stat bonuses. (Note to Ruroni Kenshin fans: There is a move that,…

You could always come with us...

I agree, and in addition I think the other characters (who were normalish and fit specific archetypes), were more likely to say or do things that would feel a little out of character. Trevor on the other hand... we readily accept that he is capable of absolutely anything, and therefore no matter what he does, he is…

No. It's all just a bad dream.

As long as it's not a saga.

And for saying that, I must disagree with your name.

I was totally thinking the same thing. It probably won't be long off, but I still imagine that VR goggles with any form of Descent would provide both extremes of joy and pain.

"Oh man! Descent! It's been such a long time! I can't wait to play it again!"

It'll happen man. PS+ is an insidious trap that's gonna lure everyone to get Vitas, because any member can "purchase" all the free Vita games, with or without the console. In about six months or so, all those PS+ members will have 12 or 13 Vita games, and at that point it wouldn't make sense NOT to buy a Vita,…

I dunno man... I've had them side by side for a while now, and you can really tell the difference in vibrancy with OLED. I like every other aspect of the new Vita, especially the fact that it still feels substantial despite being lighter. But damn, the original's OLED just looks more lively, organic, and crisp. I'm…

In early 2011, Epic Games released Duty Calls, a Call of Duty parody game that made fun of the military shooter in order to promote the release of Bulletstorm. The story mode for Modern Combat 4: Zero Hour is ten times as funny, only I'm pretty sure it wasn't meant to be.