The ire drawn from the announced crowd of 35,134

Yes, and there’s even a name for it:

“I thought taunting before you cross the goal line negated a score,” Herman said. “I’ve got to brush up on my rules and get some questions answered.”

Billy, it would be pretty difficult for the Hurricanes to play in the Orange Bowl since it no longer exists (and hasn't for years). Facts: they're delicious!

Is Deadspin so down in the dumps they can’t afford to pay an editor to look this over? Both Miami teams have shared the stadium for awhile now.

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

yes but now you don’t have any room for a body.

Drew is an idiot and this is exactly why v-necks are better than crew.   Not all of us have tiny necks with little heads and need some extra room to navigate.

Yeah, and if it is piss I wipe off with toilet paper and sit down. If it’s shit, I move stalls. My ass isn’t gonna to catch nothing.

Even considering adding Shaq to this list is a pepperjack spicy hot take. Shaq usually murdered at least one center a night, like so:

Holy shit, even that list of boring players was boring. 

This is by far the most common and short sighted argument that I see. Wringing hands worried about what the “other side” will think or do.

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

It hasn’t touched them so far.

Ronaldinho and Rivaldo are both Afro Brazilians.  The longer I live the less I understand people.

Call us when he’s been a brat for 21 years.

Perhaps you mean Oregon? WA does indeed have sales tax.

I think most are dead.

Only a branch of dinos (the ones that became birds) had feathers. I think most are still feather-less.

Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.