No thank you. Coverage of soccer on Deadspin has drastically improved ever since Laura Wagner and Gabe Fernandez have been doing the brunt of it. Haisley’s only contribution (and I use that word very lightly) on that front has only ever been providing shitty takes to rile up popular teams’ fans.

Yeah, honestly. Danielle Hunter sacks a QB and an RT sounds like a headline on TMZ after a woman has a threesome with two NFL players.

Small corrigendum to an otherwise excellent article: the G1 Specials in California this year were in July (1st and 2nd to be exact), not August.

“Miu Miu is an Italian company. Here in Europe we do not have sheriffs.”

Why can’t a yellow star (particularly a five sided star, since that is what Miu Miu’s design had) on someone’s breast not be interpreted as a sheriff’s badge from a crappy western? That’s the crux for me. It’s not six sided.

Poor Qarabag? No, poor Roma, Chelsea and Atlético for having to fly to Azerbaijan. Also poor fans of those teams who will inevitably drop points after the trip to Azerbaijan and their managers will inevitably trot out the very valid “tired from traveling but that’s no excuse” excuse. Confer any time teams in the past…

Chicago is the only reason why Illinois is relevant and isn’t considered along the same lines as Indiana and Wisconsin.

I never got EU IV, you’re telling me it’s more difficult than CKII? Good lord. I went from EU III to CKII and was overwhelmed and never was any good.

Fucking hell, man. It’s TUCSON. C comes after the S.

Then he retried and became

Holy shit, Jessica Alba? She hasn’t been relevant in ages.

Yeah, Zidane’s a cunt. What about it?

“coming to lead probably England’s (and, therefore, the world’s) most fervent, fiery, boisterous, and irascible fan base.”

Well, I would download that procrastination app right now but... all kidding aside, I know it’s free and all but anyone know how handy it is?

Well, I would download that procrastination app right now but... all kidding aside, I know it’s free and all but…

I keep getting the message “The promotional code you entered cannot be applied to your purchase.” when I try inputting the STEAMR15 code for the steamer you linked to.

I keep getting the message “The promotional code you entered cannot be applied to your purchase.” when I try…

Is cleaning out the filter a pretty straightforward and fast process though?

Is cleaning out the filter a pretty straightforward and fast process though?

Billy Haisley is a shit writer, you really shouldn’t expect anything else from him.

Xherdan Shaqiri.

Vizio soundbar deal at Amazon is no longer in place. The cheapest listing now is by END OF SEASON CLEARANCE LIMITED SUPPLIES for $155 and there’s no discount at checkout.

Vizio soundbar deal at Amazon is no longer in place. The cheapest listing now is by END OF SEASON CLEARANCE LIMITED…

I always thought of Shep as being more of a Covergirl kind of gal.

I always thought of Shep as being more of a Covergirl kind of gal.