well that’s gross that you let the dogs under the blankets

That’s why your bedroom door should have a lock. Your little cherubs will be surprised the first time they can’t barge into your room at will, but they’ll get over it. And you’ll get to actually finish a round of weekend morning sex for a change.

You put surfers way too low, friend. That’s ALL they want to talk about, brah.

“How did you feel after that Lost last season?”

Anywhere from first to sixth, but probably somewhere just below Arsenal in the standings just because Tottenham

I really don’t want to know how the Baylor version of this would be...

. . . but there are so, so many people who actually think this way. Curt is not an outlier. Even if she wins, what do we do with the tens of millions of Americans who actually subscribe to this nonsense and believe Donald Trump should be our President? I am pretty middle-of-the-road politically, registered Democrat…

Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

If Deadspin’s gonna report on Spanish-language stories, it’d be cool if you guys had someone on staff who can speak the language instead of using Google Translate and secondhand accounts. It’s come up before in soccer articles, but this is an especially weird example. It’s not like this is a bad article or anything,…

Seems like an adaptation of her comic origin though? It’d kinda like doing a Spider-Man origin story without Uncle Ben, or Batman without his parents getting shot.

Hey, some puppies have it coming.

“It says something about the outrageous quantity of quality Spain have”

(Yea, no, you and Greg just inexplicably keep repeating this line like it’s holy writ since before the 2014 Cup, and it’s been conclusively demonstrated over the past two years that Spain is no longer anything like the best team in the world. That…

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

Go to hell.

I would bet my money on never.

Yup. As a terrible, terrible CB, this pains me with shameful flashbacks.

Only a person who has never played soccer would assume this was intentional.

Out of roughly about 4,308,942 studies on the economics of publicly financing a stadium, the going rate for the study saying "THIS IS A BAD IDEA GUYS" is about 100%. The stadium will force about a $9.2 million/year hike in new taxes and fees, and the "increased economic output" would be about the same for any planned…

Yes, and perhaps you have heard that English language use and context has shifted somewhat in the more than 300 years since that was written.