Because he’s a laughing, mocking son of a bitch.

Well, the only way to stay pure and innocent in this scenario is to only barter or pay for things with cash. Any credit account has, buried in the fine print of the account agreement, of course, the permission to report your account activity and certain pieces of personal information to one or more of the three credit…

it’s because we’re all property, Pokémongangbang

Unless you have a Switch, it’s impossible to underestimate how amazing it is to play an epic game while on the bus— knocking out quests on your commute and having the sleep mode work perfectly so you can put it to sleep immediately when you get to your stop and pick up exactly where when you left off when you get back…

Equifax is a joke. They fell asleep at the wheel despite being entrusted with the credit and financial information of millions of Americans. They were previously sued by a large number of people for failing to update their credit records. Given how backward and pro-corporate the US banking system is, they’ll likely…

All accompanied, of course, by the gorgeous music of Chrono Trigger composer Yasunori Mitsuda.

Yeah, it’s totally suspicious when you respond to a call about gunshots and find people running away and ducking behind cover.

I have dealt with a few in my time and you are absolutely correct. I am sure the LVPD chief has his head in his hands right now, wishing ball gags were mandatory for the union spokesman.

I think it is very amusing that a police department union (A FUCKING POLICE DEPARTMENT) is asking the NFL to investigate something.

Jesus Christ. What percentage of Americans do you think would have sexual intercourse with an American flag if it were physically possible? 65%?

The issue in the excluded states are supposedly because you have to register as a charity for something like this. However the way around it is to just say “We’ll match purchases”. Meaning if someone buys something, you’re giving X an amount. (Example: For every five dollars we receive, we’ll give 3.50 go to the…

That’s the most frustrating thing. It’s a sequel to a surprise hit game that pretty much everyone who played wanted, and they’re doing everything possible it seems to sabotage a good game before it even hits shelves. I will never understand these companies actively fucking their own games for a possible short term…

Shadow of War seems to be a social experiment in how a surefire hit can be deliberately run into the ground.

Even even all of that $80M went to the people who had their cars repossessed, that’s $4,000 a person. Having your transportation stolen in the night is a little more disruptive than $4k. Some people need to go to jail over this, but of course it will never happen.

It is extremely important that fans of the Metroid franchise support this and Prime 4 if we want to see a new Metroid game ever again. It’s a very similar situation to Sonic Mania and the N Sane Trilogy.

We are all innocent until proven guilty. By definition you aren’t guilty until your trial is over or a judgement has been made against you.
There is a % of people who are charged that in fact didn’t commit a crime.

“All I’m asking for is a little Hyper Light Drifter action up in those Joy-Cons”

That’s pretty much the perfect example of Lawful Evil if I’ve ever seen one right there...