I have zero desire to play this game now.

But why pick the week after a weekend of MASSIVE game releases? D:

You have to see it before anyone explains it to you, otherwise it would be spoiler territory. Let’s just say there’s a big plot twist that only works based on the location. You’ll understand why I can’t explain everything once you see it.

Gee, forgive my lack of enthusiasm. The last time an anime got a good live action adaption over here was Speed Racer. So:

CBS has just green-lit 26 episodes of “The N Word” a multi-camera sitcom starring Tim Allen and Michael Richards that is 22 minutes of them yelling “nigger” while saying that it’s not a racial slur. Charlie Sheen is executive producer and will have a recurring walk on role as a coked out has-been. Tila Tequila is in…

Remember that time that Tim Allen got busted for drunk driving?

All In The Family, or “Archie Bunker” as Tim Allen calls it (he may be thinking of the spinoff, “Archie Bunker’s Place”) was a cultural force because of Norman Lear and how it held a stark light up to outdated bigoted sentiment in the face of the cultural revolution of the late Sixties and Seventies.

Tim Allen had six seasons of his dumb fucking show (that I actually had no idea that it existed) and 130 episodes. He’s got enough that it can go into syndication and he can get sweet moolah for doing nothing. How much more does this snowflake cuck want. Sorry Tim, it’s not that you’re conservative; it’s that YOU’RE…

See, for me... I care and the Life is Strange series is exactly why. As I played the game and made the decisions, I felt like I was honestly getting to know them as people and not as video game characters. And to have a prequel game come out and the voice of the main character is so different, it’s almost jarring.

Ah, yes, the “Mutually Assured Destruction” method of parenting.

Cuckoos: Mostly harmless

Why would you not shit on McFarlane?

Honestly why would anyone ever watch that show.

I’m not an io9 writer. This isn’t io9.

I have simpler tastes. Here’s an Animaniacs dick joke.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

I’m listening to ‘Pretty Hate Machine’ right now, and I’m switching over to Tool.

My favorite Coast to Coast AM call will always be the person who called in and basically recounted the plot and background of “Half-Life,” as if it was actually occurring.

Because to Trump and therefore to the White House, someone saying something mean about Trump is far more important than any of those issues.