I like your name, I also feel like a Gawkfugee sometime. A mix of Jezebel, Gizmodo, Jalopnik, the Root and the Slot makes up a bit for Gawker.

I was hugely into Rocky Horror for awhile, and there was no easy way for me to see Shock Treatment other than to buy it. I was not a fan at first, but it’s really grown on me. No regrets about buying it on VHS.

As a vegan, this would be literally impossible for me to do. Don’t get me wrong, I understand they’re invasive and destructive, but it’s not their fault they’re here. They’re just doing what they do.

McKinnon is good in her own right, but a really good physical comedian she is not. Now if she were the straight man side to the oaf act, that’d be a much better zone for her.

Considering a nuke got lost in Georgia, if they consider it even, I’d take it.

It worked for tilapia. Need some Miami celebrity chefs to get in on this and the problem will be gone within 18 months.

I don’t even understand the logistics of it. Does the restaurant only serve one meal? Do they restart music every time a table is served? Does everyone sit in their own sound-proof booth? So many questions...

I was at a restaurant that tried to change us £5 per head for the DJ who was playing shitty tunes. Told them pretty quickly to take that off the bill.

Whatever, I’ll go eat my food while crying to sad music, the Keanu way.

Plus, what if you take your shot and miss? Now you’ve got a giant, pissed off lizard on your hands.

I would be genuinely annoyed if they offered it. I really don’t want to hear how this music is so nicely paired with my meal. 

This is mind-boggling. 

I appraise residential real estate in Broward, there are some areas that have several dozen of them sunbathing around ponds and parking lots. It is a problem, but I can’t see myself killing them. Maybe my cats will level up from rats?

This is red state-on-red state violence. I say we let them fight it out, and then swoop in and pick off the survivors. (apologies if you’re in Fla right now, but the cause is greater than one man). 

Eh, they’ll probably just get this group to hold a concert to calm things down...but if things intensify, I suppose they’ll need to rethink that name.

The last pair of shoes I bought was from Walmart and they cost $20. They have now lasted almost 2 full years. Not really related other than they both are runners. I just like to mention that I didn’t spend very much and got a ton of value. I know I will be hated since I voted with my $ and shopped at Walmart but when…

Same. Respect.

You just need... World’s Biggest Chancla.

As a fellow rider I completely get your concern about people not paying attention. I see it daily.

I’m pretty much the same. I want to go about the same time as I see the cliff we are headed to. I’ve got about 30 years in me so it should be good timing.