Bad sports analogy is bad

Off topic, but Roger Ebert pointed out that movie’s plot made no sense. Silicon Valley companies were the PURCHASERS of microchips, not the makers of them, so by flooding Silicon Valley, Zorin was killing all of his customers. That said, Zorin totally should have flooded Silicon Valley.

Us too, pal, us too.

I shall consider it! ::slides brand-name products behind her::

I don’t have one planned for July! Go have some summer fun and we’ll regroup in August with something new and exciting to get us all out of the dog days. (Now taking suggestions!)

If there’s no open table nearby, swipe a fork from your cleanest-looking table neighbor.

5 second rule

That would work for me.

No, you have it backwards.  Salmonella comes from chickens; chickenella comes from salmon.

Just add some Rosemary ...

That’s because my eager fingers haven’t dug in there yet to shovel that goodness into my face hole.

Eat away!

My opinion is that a bottle is filled through the opening you drink from. A can is not.

Only to people with compromised immune systems. Are you a literal baby? A septuagenarian? Do you have unmedicated, active AIDS? Lupus? Only one of those groups has the physical capacity to retrieve a fork from the floor, in which case it raises the question “why are you dining out instead of getting your retroviral…

PLOT TWIST: The manager’s from the future and he knew the customer would one day save the world as the only person alive able to bond with, and unlock the powers of, an ancient dragon currently slumbering off the coast of North Carolina. The cashier was an evil assassin sent from the future to kill the customer, but…

I was on vacation for two weeks and I aced it. Paid back a small personal loan as well. It’s kind of unbelievable to me, but the last two weeks I killed it. Of course, I came home and had to tighten my belt for a week. I don’t know how long it has been that a vacation has not caused my card balances to increase.

Hope the courts only award this moron with a free small sized hashbrowns and make him pay all his own legal fees....   this is a joke.

The man’s own testimony doesn’t provide any evidence as to why this exchange could be considered racist. There was no implication that the manager made any remarks that indicate racism and the man received a full refund. It seems like this guy is just trying to make some money off of an ambiguous situation unless…

That sounds like an upsetting experience all around.
But now....