The carabiner is not for the kid. Or should I say, the carabiner is not for the kid to use. But have you ever tried to keep a 3-YO in one place verbally? Carabiners are your friends.

If you’re baking a pile of chicken for multiple meals, you may not be that into cooking so the less time used the better. Arguably the best thing to use would be to use 1/4 or 1/8 sheet pans lined with foil. That way you make sure the sauces won’t touch, unlike a temporary foil dam.

For my part, I am never troubled, even by cookies that I may have forgotten in the back of a cupboard. <——- This has happened but I can’t cite an example. But anyway, there is always the option of dipping the dry cookie in coffee or tea or milk, or a quick nuking in the microwave, to warm/soften the cookie anew.

The tree of liberty has a nest of freedom and it too needs to be fed.

It was research by an Israeli doctor that caused this change ... based on the fact that peanut Allergy is so much lower in Israel he undertook studies that provided the results to support this change (NPR article about 4 years ago).

Except for summer when there are afternoon thunderstorms and flying out of DFW can be a nightmare, esp if you’ve arrived on a connecting flight earlier and then keep getting bumped. Flights are cancelled due to weather and American puts out the cots, and we get to spend a few hours sleeping in the airport.This…

Wow. I am so ashamed of myself for laughing at you back then. You sure showed me!

Our library caps the late fee at the replacement cost of the book.

Barbecue sauce.

Pretty sure Miami is a top 50 US University for academics. But keep up those stereotypes.

Knowing that you’re the only one who was in control of that car, plus the fact that you shouldn’t have to do any repairs on your end while your brand new car is still under warranty...

Forgetting about Drew Magary and his magnum opus right here: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trump-is-going-to-get-his-ass-kicked-on-tuesday-1788618628

I think you might be forgetting a certain writer ...

For a wonderful treat for felines and canines.

AT&T :) These were genius and totally responsible for my continued crush on Beck Bennett (he’d be a great Daily Show correspondent, too). I’m so glad he found his character on SNL in Putin.

and I thought being told by a two year old comment this was from 2010 was the real gem here... +1

So, you are potentially going to deny yourself some seriously awesome vehicles (Porsche/Audi, and I love my Golf-R) because some jabroni on the internet tried to get cute-sy with VAG by stripping his car down the before drop off for some LOLZ and internet fame? Really? If so, your face never really liked your nose…

Appropriate screen name is appropriate. Hate to sound like I’m taking VW’s side in this but man do I not feel the least little bit bad for them telling this dude to fuck right off.

I have a Versa. I poke the keyhole often.

The remote door lock system in my seven year old Cube died a few weeks ago. And the cheap bastards at Nissan only put a lock on the driver’s door. Convenient keyless entry, my ass.