Just go to Taco Bell and listen to some Santana. You’ll get past this urge.

I don’t know. I’ve been patiently waiting out ‘avocado toast’ for like 4 years now, and it shows no signs of going anywhere soon. :-(

And you turned around and walked out, right?

Jesus, it’s a real thing.

It’s a slimelike substance that forms to all the crevices and picks up every speck of dust. Here’s the stuff in action.  It actually looks like it works extremely well.

I’m just waiting for the pendulum to finally begin swinging the other way, and for companies to gradually stop caring about social media backlash.

I only wear New Balance, because they’re made in America.

Moors?

The shit-losing community yowls about how offensive and ridiculous they find the offense that they presume other people to have taken

Since music is paired with dishes, it would only make sense if the music was piped through headphones or earbuds for each individual diner. Which would be seriously antisocial. Or to an entire table, but only if everybody ordered the same thing. But who the hell wants to dine like that?? And the letter writer said it…

Pairing music with food is dumb.

Your reply corrected me without being patronizing and without insulting me.

Your move, JPP.

It’s funny how some people think that the ability to ride a bike is somehow related to the amount of noise that bike makes, even though this makes absolutely no logical sense.

Is any of this stuff recyclable?

Is any of this stuff recyclable?

He had a bit where he’d ride along on a child sized tricycle, wearing a yellow raincoat even though it was never raining, and he’d just fall over. And that’s it. And everybody would laugh like it was comedy from the gods.

DC plans on billing the federal gov’t for the damage the tanks will do to the Mall and surrounding infrastructure.

I remember laughing my ass off at those exact clips when I was a kid.

I’m just hoping some day I’ll be browsing the snack aisle and see New Nabisco Garlic Scapes on the shelf. :-)