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How We’re Fucked - Way 192 (Out of 1,000)

It’s all good.  Have a fun and safe holiday!

DC plans on billing the federal gov’t for the damage the tanks will do to the Mall and surrounding infrastructure.

I remember laughing my ass off at those exact clips when I was a kid.

How so?

I’m just hoping some day I’ll be browsing the snack aisle and see New Nabisco Garlic Scapes on the shelf. :-)

Honestly, I’d be surprised to see 2050, and I’m not sure I even want to.

Anyone ever tried the ‘dust glue’ they sell on Amazon?

Best way to dispose of a dead body:

That’s how you write it.

Thanks, but it was sort of a rhetorical question. :-)

Huh.

Vanity, thy name is... (how do you say vanity in Mandarin?)

As a South Florida resident, I tend to hope against direct hits from hurricanes, but if there’s even a remote possibility of this being true, I’m all ready to put up my shutters.

If you’ve never read Zinn’s “People’s History of the United States”, you should.

Brilliant!

The Dodgers as a team have the best plate discipline in the majors. :-)

Moist, even.

Please find it! - Another Dodgers fan