You’ve clearly never ridden a bike on 1-95 in Miami.

Right, his only concern is for a city’s image, not the human beings dying in its streets. Among his million lies, this he tells the truth about.

Loud pipes save lives.

Three weeks is nice.

Wait.  Jon Voight, the actor, or Jon Voight, the periodontist?

Holy crap, I thought he died like 20 years ago.

#PuigYourFriend

Heard someone, maybe Ken Rosenthal or Joel Sherman on MLB network saying they should just create the Mike Trout Award and present it to him at the end of every season, while the rest of the league could compete for the now inferior “MVP” award.  It’s the only fair way to address the situation.

You could easily nibble them raw.

I raise a sauced rib in salute to your response!

A very thorough response. Thanks for taking the time!

Hey, if we make life suck for them bad enough when they get here, maybe they won’t even bother leaving Guatemala.

Why is the quality of care better in teaching hospitals?

If you live alone, it’s 24x7 glory. :-)

I’m retired.  When my body tells me to wake up, I wake up.

The “cleaning with water and napkin” is mostly for show.

They’re combing through the footage from the latest season of Mypos’ Got Talent as we speak.

:-P

I would know Eric Clapton’s name if I saw him there.

When I was in college, my roommate and I would go late night grocery shopping stoned as hell. We’d grab a bag of Pepperidge Farms cookies on the way in, and munch our way through the aisles.