Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth?

I thought he died in a car accident.

Why was this 18 month old nothingburger of an article featured?

My point was only that it’s a little silly to think that people on a food blog wouldn’t be familiar with a soup like pozole.

Ours look like this:

Cities are rat infested hellholes.  I applaud those looking to get out.

That’s actually something I’m going to be looking into.

Not everybody shares your personal culinary experience. I’m sure we’ve all eaten things that others may not be familiar with.

When in doubt, go with the CDC.

I’m sure it’s wonderful.

If you’re reading this, you’re probably not on vacation—at least I hope you don’t read Lifehacker posts while hiking or sunbathing.

Don’t text and drive. Distracted driving kills people.

Your post makes no sense. Maybe you meant to respond to someone else?

Roman Mars is ok, but I prefer Greek Ares.

Ever heard of sancocho?

Yeah, it’s clear they’ve never done an actual fantasy sports draft.

That’s how you can determine the age of a tree.

Miami still hasn’t gotten over Jose Fernandez.

Three in 30 years if you include Donnie Moore.

Duh. Cut it in half and count the rings.