Three in 30 years if you include Donnie Moore.

Duh. Cut it in half and count the rings.

Just tool around looking for another table with similarly tasty things on it

Gift cards are the best solution. The customer feels like they’ve been compensated and the restaurant gets a return visit, not only for the revenue but for the chance to prove the mistake was not typical of the quality of service.

I don’t know. I never watched The Witcher.

My family has used the word ‘gallumphing’ as far back as I can remember.

It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in
And you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile,
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

The website has a countdown clock.

Maybe the cop was thinking, “If he sees I’m holding the seat belt, maybe he won’t drive off and try to kill me.”

But, “Rudolph is visibly frightened and almost on the brink of tears as the officer continues to demand that he put the SUV in park.”

Alternately, if you’re going to drive around with illegal tint, at least make sure your car doesn’t smell like weed. 

And exactly mine. :-)

I think you genuinely overestimate the likelihood of something harmful attaching itself to a dropped fork.

The top levels always get the rewards.

I’m pretty sure she told Christine Lagarde that she had to pee.

This meme is funny because these are iconic images that are instantly recognizable.

Dom went too heavy on the thick and creamy soups. Chowder and baked potato, on top of a bisque? I get the ‘Winter in Minnesota’ theme, I just don’t subscribe to it, as I live in Miami.

Well, it’s not an entire ice cream truck, but it’s something.

My guess is it’s not for quickly unsheathing, but for generally carrying something that’s 4 feet long without it getting in the way. Probably has to undo a buckle or two to get the thing out, no help in an ambush. A sword on the back indicates a journey.

Yennefer?