Travelling for a holiday is soooo overrated.

When will this nightmare end?

I don’t know who that is, but she’s too damned happy for someone about to eat an unappetizing looking chicken leg.

When a server is signed a section of tables which is their responsibility alone, that is the equivalent of man defense where you follow your assignment around the court.

I would just as soon lick the bottom of some stranger’s shoe which isn’t that far from what you are doing.

Yes, I think most of the “get a new fork” people are just grossed out conceptually. Their imagination puts all sorts of horrible stuff on that dropped fork and that drives their decision, but in reality the risk is essentially nonexistent.

No, it’s still man defense. If the motionless player does decide to move, he’s still the responsibility of the man guarding him because there is nobody guarding the zone he moves to, everyone is guarding their man.

It’s a global pyramid scheme.

Get.  Over.  Yourself.

These pretzels...

And not just for Peter Stormare, either.

How come nobody picked a Season 8 episode?

Convenience rules the day.

That’s not comic sans. The i’s are dotted with circles.

Clustertruck.

Come over and cook me dinner tonight.

Me too. Always tip in cash. It offers the person I’m tipping so much more flexibility.

The 1%ers hide trillions offshore to avoid paying taxes, but you’re gonna get all holier than thou over a paycheck-to-paycheck food service worker wanting to keep an extra dollar or two in their own pocket.

Yeah, their echo chamber comments sections are pretty well locked down.

You would eat 8 bowls of squash soup every week.