Sorry, I thought you were being critical.

Ha! What you did there! I see it!

That sucks. But at least you have internet access, right?

Figure of speech (n.) - a word or phrase used in a non-literal sense for rhetorical or vivid effect.

When I worked, I was like Josh. I had declared victory.

No.

Chick Fil-A the company does not have any stances. The CEO does and donates his own money accordingly.

It’s food for the masses.  Don’t be a Marie Antoinette.  

“Sir, I believe there may be too much sal-”

OTOH, a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich doesn’t drop a big blob of mayonnaise every time I take a bite. When I order a chicken sandwich from McDonald’s, this happens Every. Single. Time.

I ate there once and was wholly unimpressed with the food.

I hope I live long enough to have to gum down Cracker Barrel green beans.

It’s been a long time since I heard the word “stupefied”.

To me, cilantro tastes like shampoo.

“It’s a cookbook!!”

Exaggerated for comedic effect. They’re not that bad. Just don’t eat a hundred of them.

But only in Chicago, right? :-)

Jeez, maybe it’s just an overabundance of caution, or the result of cherry picked news stories, but you wouldn’t catch me within 500 miles of the DR right now. Seems like the clock starts ticking the moment you get off the airplane.

With Colombian prostitutes?

Yeah, but he’s kinda right though.