Original Douchebag Mad at Bandwagon Douchebags.

Honestly, I was a bit surprised that the world’s largest hot dog didn’t rank in the triple-digits, weight-wise. But apparently, there’s no current record for the world’s largest hot dog. None!

and that reminds me of one of Kurt Vonnegut’s off-quoted statements is the punchline to his favorite joke: ‘Keep your hat on. We may end up miles from here...”

I live about 200 miles south.  If it’s a clear night, I’ll be able to see the launch from my house. 

“Creepy paper!”

I bet they are really good when made fresh, but that chafing dish image above does nothing to advance the notion.

They may have been within the cylinder, but they were above the rim.

I was on board until you called them “T-ravs”.

principal deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley

I’ll give you this. You have chosen a very appropriate screen name.

For the first 49 years of my life, I had no idea what a “tapas” was.

7 years?  What’s that in metric?  

Counterpoint: I already understand the Imperial measuring system implicitly and I have no interest in learning a whole new one, so the world can go fuck itself.

At least you didn’t say there was “a neat trick” for how to make the conversion. That would have been a bit hacky.

I have never been to a tapas style restaurant.

People do not need an app to encourage them to be stupid.

Chicken tenders are just breaded chicken strips, and they make a fine sandwich.  Google it, there are thousands of examples.

Obviously the best way to protect yourself is to pay in cash.

I think they make more money selling two than one, so they sell two.