The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

Guys, I’m beginning to think Doc didn’t go to medical school.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Pence: [shows up to party event wearing “Vote Pedro” t-shirt]

Wait a minute...Trent Dilfer being bad at his job and things still working out because everyone else on the team is good at theirs? Now I’ve heard everything.

Well hopefully after all that the kid wins a cup.

Barry

Barry.

Feinberg

If popularity is the gauge, I’d pick somebody from the io9 gang. Their GoT blogs do crazy traffic, man!

Bobby Finger

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Fuck man. Poor guy never had a chance. The tumor has the eye of the tiger.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

“Bud.”

Cardinals fan: [immediately becomes huge Zobrist fan]

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

There’s always next game!

Random nugget: Steve Chaisson crashed his car 2 minutes from my parent’s house and my dad drove by the accident as the cops were measuring how far his body flew from his car.