No, I write about the Sharks just for the clicks.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Can you even imagine how good it’s going to feel when he finally gets off though?

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT !

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

“A black man, a Puerto Rican man, and Sam Hinkie walk into a bar. Sam Hinkie burns it down to collect the insurance money.”

Now I just really want to know what Miko’s parents taught her about the bees.

Friends say that ever since his fall, Nkemdiche tells people he’s a Bird.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

The source then clarified that old is, in fact, an acronym for “on lots of drugs.”

Hey, as someone who follows the league, just thought I’d give a bit of background here.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

Yeah but then there’s the 10 minutes of crying afterward

You’re talking to a lot of lawyers, more or less.

This is the Deadspin comment section. You’re not talking to anyone, really.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

So it’s not a Cardinals thing with you people. It’s a Missouri thing.

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?