What about Doc Gooden? That guy had great stuff. I mean, his stuff was primo.

Here are pictures of Roy Hibbert before, and then directly after he gets slapped.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Roger Goodell: [takes credit]

I don’t know, Barry. Pushing the Super Bowl back to accommodate the NFL’s biggest event would be incredibly controversial.

Jon Gruden: See, this guy right here. He’s a guy I like to call “Brokey McFuckstick”, because I make around 40% more annually than-

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president.

“Twins ... are inherently ominous”

Going to see the pope tomorrow in our nation’s Capitol. This is going to be one of the highlights of my life.

Occam’s Razer (sic) suggests that the Raiders don’t want to acknowledge a Super Bowl that will be played down the road in Santa Clara

Trojan Conned ‘Em (2016): dir. Adam McKay, starring Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Gillian Jacobs, Ted McGinley and the corpse of Blue from Old School as the wise old janitor.

Ragnar will regret switching agents from Steve The Pragmatic to Boras The Untrustworthy.

Chad Ford also had Bennett ranked 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10.

Scully: Aww, he smiled at me!

There’s probably no better way enjoy an Indians defeat than to leave with a bloody scalp.

Anyway, no one cares about sneaker politics

Hello Mudda

To be fair, I’ve always wondered what his handicap is.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”