Pro tip 2: Don’t get old. Those mildly annoying hangovers at 23 become a death sentence at 33.

Always keep an emergency bottle of Pedialyte in the cupboard. Don’t use it on weekends—save it for emergencies.

This is a great pick, didn’t throw a pass in his first 5 years, somehow turned being Aikman’s backup before the Cowboys were even good to a cushy TV gig.

Goddammit, I KNEW I submitted Why Your Website Sucks too early this year :/

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

Yeah, fuck you, Dave!

Rihanna has had enough experience with filthy wife-beaters.

Oh sure, but it’s totally fine for the Red Sox to freeze their own player?

Mark Davis should be required to wear a propeller beanie at all times.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

I think we might be overthinking this one. Maybe IK is just a Jets fan.

Good news Jet fans! You now get to see Brady win in New York on a weekday!

I decided to take this down.

When asked what being married to Kelly was like, she held up a placard with pictures of an eyeball, a hamburger, and Sam the Bald Eagle from the Muppet Show. She refused to elaborate.

Bye!

The Soprano

Sanchez: [Tries running away in tears]

What a strange Hill to dye on.

Justin Blackmon made this same video, but instead of a PSA it’s a segment from the next season of MTV Cribs.