I imagine even a relaxing masturbation session looks like their penis is invading their hand.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

I still remember a few years ago watching the ESPN ticker and his name came across for going on the DL....for anal fissure. That was a new one for me.

The Little Hurt!

The OG David Eckstein

No one hustled harder to 1st on a walk than Craig “No gloves” Grebeck.

Remember Hee-Seop Choi?

Quinton McCracken

Terrmel Sledge

I remember him

Kiko Calero

Mike Gallego (not the iron variety)

He did a bad thing, but putting him behind bars is not the answer! NEWSFLASH, consuming alcohol actually increases the likelihood of violent confrontation! It’s only a matter of time before he starts drinking on the job, and then what? More fights!

The Australian version of 911? I’m guessing that’s 116.

All it’ll take for Desmond to be an All-Star once again is a trade to the Royals.

I guess it’s a gauge of how out of touch I am that “Is everybody really required to like only the same things?” threw me for a complete loop, here. Who’s saying so? I’m into basically none of what’s popular nowadays, musically—even virtually all of what gets reviewed on this site is completely unfamiliar to me—and…

As a resident of St. Louis, I feel confident saying that Sam probably dodged a bullet.