So Andrew McCutchen pays about $20,000 per month not to live in Pittsburgh?

Must have been somebody charging the mound.

The photo is all messed up; I really didn’t need to see Greg Oden masturbating.

I hope the guy who owns a boat finally catches a lucky break here.

Kinda makes me wonder where Doug Fister’s poster is hanging...

Lord knows, he can’t change.

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

He was the oldest base jumper in the world and started skydiving at age 62. He had a V8 commercial. He jumped over 5000 times. He also picked up wing walking. You can look at his Facebook page and see how great a person he was. He was my uncle and I miss him dearly.

“Baby, I’m gonna treat you like a taxpayer...”

Playing soccer on ice sounds incredibly dangerous. I hope that you guys took the skates off at least.

This is so misleading, as usual. “Kill you” is just how Aaron Hernandez refers to losing weight.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

I just think he doesn’t like hops but won’t say it. Lagunitas IPA/Racer 5 are good. People who think they are over hopped are miscalibrated.

Colin Cowherd believes this regrettable incident could have been avoided had the wall’s father been present.

They say ‘Seattle’ on them?

Yeah not technically end-to-end but shit

If the Kia Tigers are anything like my Kia Optima, he was back there to help push.

I can’t ever look at anything I wrote that’s more than a year or two old and not cringe. I hope it’s because I’m getting better, but it also might just be self-loathing.

He might have had more, but he ran out of fingers to count them on.