“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

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It’s really a shame when you consider what that Pizza Boli’s normally looks like 4 hours before an O’s game at Camden Yards:

Cashman said no change in Tanaka’s elbow.

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

Despite having put on a good face, Ryan says he felt like a “leftover” under the new GM

Jesus dude.

Well, at least it’s in landscape mode.

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Too close to Steeler fans. Ew.

That’s the most coo-coo part. McDs AA teams send like 20/24 to the NBA in recent years. (http://www.basketball-reference.com/awards/mcdonal…) Dudes are _going_ to the NBA. What is Calipari’s (or any coach’s) (ugh) *value-add*?

It’s not. Look at a place like Tennessee, where 5* talent goes to die. I think the biggest difference is how ready his guys are for the NBA. A few guys went too early (Orton- only 1 and done who didnt finish his classes at UK, Teague, Lamb), but for the most part his guys step right in and thrive. Hard to say any…

I’d go farther: from what college would Anthony Davis NOT have been the first overall pick in the draft? If he went to Southern Memphis Community College for a year he’d still have been the first overall pick.

If you're Sevillan on the pitch, what are you on the bench?

She better hope her aim is good. Otherwise she might end up with a giant gash.

Not the first time a Makita was in the crease in Chicago.

Make fun all you want, but Peter Gammons is one of the world's busiest and foremost acronymologists. While we blather on and on, Gammons can fit 140 words into 140 characters.

These sabermetric acronyms are getting out of control.

You know who isn't an American stout? CHRIS BORLAND.