Terrell Suggs tried to sell his tickets at face value which made the price plummet.

What an idiot. She does know they were searching for the most cavalier dancer, right?

This is first guy to turn down sechs.

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, sh... hey, where'd you go!?!

This is weird. Gary Lawless cares about rules and you actually have to pay for the Winnipeg Free Press. It's like words don't matter anymore.

I honestly don't know how Boehim can recruit going forward. He used to be able to say if you come to Syracuse, you'll get to play in NCAA tourneys and do Fine. What can he say now?

I'm all for body positivity and all, but let's be honest: the Swimsuit Issue's biggest target demographic is teenage boys, and they're going to have an awfully hard time jacking off to... Goddamnit, they're jacking off right now, aren't they.

Swift's life has been spiralling downwards for awhile now. It looks like it may have finally reached the bottom.

One can only hope that Jay Cutler's children will be fortunate enough to have to testify against him one day.

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

The New York Jets need a new coach and a new general manager, and they've been asking a lot of people around the league if they might be interested in interviewing for the latter job.

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

Maybe they just wanted the positive vibes of dressing like the best college football team of them all: the Oakland Raiders.

"Gill, who also served as the Red Sox's medical director until 2011"

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.